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Cockring Clit Paradise Deluxe

Cock ring from Passage du desir

This is a terrible sex toy.

But I’m an optimist. Maybe it could used as a tool to measure how much spaghetti to boil in a meal for one. Although as a couple’s toy, it should at least measure enough spaghetti for a two person meal. Anyway… on with the review.

First impressions

“Clit Paradise”…. “Deluxe”. I mean, it’s got to be good right? We picked this thing up from Passage Du Desir. Oohlalalalala…

After we unboxed it, we were eager to see what it could do. The vibrations felt average at best, buzzy and not very strong. We remained optimistic despite this though. The material is smooth black silicone, stretchy enough to go over the penis when erect but firm enough to hold in place properly. The little switch on the side is a bit hard to find when the ring is on the penis.

Experience

The vibrations can be felt in the penis and on the clit. However they are very weak and it does nothing for either of us. The hard plastic underneath the arm that contacts the clit is very hard. So it hurts the clit during sex because it presses down against the clit too hard. The vibrations aren’t worth the discomfort.

Partner play

It doesn’t enhance either of our orgasms. It’s so weak and unimpressive that it may as well not be on when we use it. Adam tried using it on his own while using the Fleshlight. The cock ring admittedly isn’t designed for this. But even in solo play this toy is bad.

Cleaning

It’s a very easy and quick toy to wash and clean.

Changing the batteries is a bit of a nightmare. When we opened the plastic bullet vibrator to get to the battery compartment, the spring and conductor discs fell out. So we had to find them on the floor, then carefully but them back in. Not good for a ‘deluxe’ toy. It is however very inexpensive.

You can buy these at Passage du Desir.

 

1 / 10 Review
Pros
- It's cheap
- It's easy to clean
- The silicone is smooth and it stretches nicely.
- Possibly a good pasta measure... in a meal for one after your partner dumps you for buying bad sex toys. Top tip: Make sure you wash it first (may leave undesired taste to your pasta).
Cons
- It's useless at its actual job. Zero pleasure.
- Random parts fall out of the battery compartment.
Conclusion
To summarise... meh.
Material5
Design0
Appearance5
Pleasure0
Partner play0
Vibration Strength0
Noise0
Cleaning5
Desire to use again in the future0
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