Review: Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Thrusting Vibrator

The fucking machine of Rabbit Vibrators.
But no seriously… wow.

First Impressions of the Happy Rabbit Thrusting Vibrator

Being a sex blogger has its advantages and disadvantages (more on that in a future article). Among the advantages, is the immense privilege of receiving sex toys to test and review. LoveHoney sent us one of their Happy Rabbit vibrators free of charge for an honest review. And although Adam is jealous that I get yet another toy (muhuhaha), we were extremely happy to agree to review their Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator. A rabbit that thrusts, you ask? A vibrator with the ability to go back and forth on it’s own? Well yes. A vibrator that is also a mini fucking machine if you will.

First impressions of the Thrusting Happy Rabbit? A simple and fun package with fresh colors, LoveHoney signature. The Happy Rabbit toy itself is a wild pink colour with metallic silver finishes. The silicone of the vibrator is soft to the touch and the design is elegant and fun at the same time. The vibrator is not super heavy but it doesn’t at all feel cheap. The base of the vibrator control is also designed so that you can stand it upright, which is well thought out. There are two buttons to control the rabbit/clit vibrator and the self propelling dildo. The buttons are easy to access and very responsive. What immediately catches the eye about the Thrusting Happy Rabbit, is of course the coiled head which is different from a classic rabbit vibrator. The product comes with a charger but no storage pouch. I advise you as usual to buy a pouch because silicone sex toys = dust magnets.
Violà for the presentation of the Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator, next we will get to know it more intimately.

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Experience with the Thrusting Happy Rabbit Vibrator

Solo Play

As you can imagine, the point of interest in this review will be the thrusting of the Happy Rabbit Vibrator. The rabbit has 12 different vibration modes, and the dildo has 3 fucking speeds. Among the 12 modes of vibration, the first 3 are constant and the other 8 are patterns. The vibration patterns are well designed, combining constant vibrations, pauses, pulsations and undulations. In short, what really to please, no matter how sensitive. The ears of the rabbit vibrator are perfectly positioned to stimulate the clitoris to ecstasy. The Happy Rabbit would already be a great sex toy even if it was just a vibrator without the thrusting. However the thrusting, back and forth fucking motion of the vibrator is where the magic really lies for this toy. Three possible speeds for the shaft: slow, medium and fast.

To be honest with you, I was a bit puzzled the first time I started the thrusting of the shaft. The thrusting movement was fascinating but it was hard to believe that it would really make a big impact once inside my vagina. Visually, the fucking mechanism (sorry I have to call it what it is) does not look incredibly powerful. So I approached my first time with a mixture of impatience and skepticism. I started using only the rabbit vibrator to stimulate my clitoris and test the effectiveness of the vibro independently. It was a fun game to discover which vibration mode would be the most delicious for my clit. Constant? Wave? Random? It has many different vibration modes, there will be something for everyone 😉

The Thrusting Dildo

In a state of crazy excitement, I coated the thrusting dildo with lube (don’t skimp out on the lube) and I gently introduced it into my vagina. The rabbit ears continued their erotic dance around my clit. I admit that I hesitated a second or two before engaging the thrusting shaft. Part of me feared some pain, another anticipated disappointment, the other absolutely wanted me to press the button without delay. I ended up giving in to the latter… The best decision of my week! Oh joy! No pain, and to my surprise, the fucking mechanism was quite capable of penetrating me without any difficulty. I could feel the thrusting movement and it was good and beautiful and great and delicious and wonderful and …. um, I’m getting carried away, sorry. The mere memory of this sensation gives me the chills. I tested the three fucking speeds, slow at first, then faster. Faster and faster until I had the feeling of being taken greedily and relentlessly. The vibrator is very easy to hold, even when it is thrusting. Just a simple finger is required for me to keep it in place. I turned off the clit vibrator to leave only the shaft in action. And BAM, a first class vaginal orgasm, one! It was an orgasm of the toe curling variety.

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Well, let’s be realistic, it will never replace your guy (still happy)! It remains a sex toy, and it has its limits: it must be held in place, otherwise it falls out. Also, in spite of the effectiveness of the shaft, the power of penetration is obviously not that someone’s thrusting hips. The mechanical sounds of back and forth remind you well that there is a motor running. The sounds are perhaps a little too loud. Yet it’s also what makes the experience sexy; to be penetrated / fucked by a machine has something quite exciting and forbidden about it. In short, the Lovehoney Thrusting Happy Rabbit is a great success!

Partner Play with the Happy Rabbit Vibrator by Lovehoney

Eve’s Point of View

Wow! The first time we tested Thrusting Happy Rabbit together was damn hot. Adam was completely mad at the sight of the Rabbit’s dildo penetrating me. This voyeur experience was absolutely erotic and dragged us into new dimensions of dirty talk and fantasy. Very quickly we groaned desires for having sex with others, orgies where one looked at the other get taken. It was intoxicating, passionate and taboo. All that is best sex.

Adam’s Point of View

I was eager to watch the Lovehoney Thrusting vibrator penetrate Eve. I’ve always been a fan of the idea of a fucking machine. While we’ve never been able to test a big machine like that, this vibrator is the closest we have come. It isn’t the same as watching a dildo actually penetrate your partner’s vagina, because the thrusting part of the dildo is hidden inside the vagina. However just the knowledge that it is thrusting is enough for me personally. Seeing Eve in ecstasy while this vibrator penetrates her and vibrates her clit was amazingly hot.

Cleaning

The Happy Rabbit is easy to maintain. Just be careful to clean the coils of the dildo which are more difficult to access. A cleaning spray and wipes will do the trick. Once dry, be sure to store it in a dust bag or box.

Conclusion

An awesome product that I highly recommend! The Happy Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator is my favourite vagina toy from Lovehoney to date.

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